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Silly: Vegetarian Empathy Machine

July 19, 2026

The Empathy Machine

The Empathy Machine is a small device which may be attached to objects such as fresh fruits or vegetables. The device contains a small speaker and a method for detecting vibration. When the device detects the gnawing of a hungry vegetarian, it lets out a blood-curdling scream.

The machine may be attached to other objects.

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